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... oh, yes, I do have this... Journal, do I not.

I quite forgot about it... I thought I had gotten better with this annoying remembering thing.

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... I was remembering better, though...!

Well keep doing so. It would be embarrassing to present my family to the world, and you to forget to be there, my dearest Saicchan.

I would not forget to be somewhere of such... such importance!

And I especially would not forget something that involves this Saikou-sama being presented in any manner!

I would certainly hope not.

... You have very dark eyes, dear.

... Well they are... blue?

I thought they were space purple.

... No, they are blue.

Must be a weird photon. You do look adorable though. I could gush all over you.

Why so suddenly? Photon? What?

Photo. I think I've seen too many copies of Photon Crusher for my own good.

Also, because I like you and your journal reminds me of why you're SO adorably wonderful.

That seems rather undignified of someone as amazing as myself, though.

And I'm your mother, my job is to be a massive "Derp" around you and make the dignity feel funny.

My dignity does not feel funny!

Mothers find dignity funny and skewer it. it's kind of our job. :

No I mean, you are not making it feel funny.

So why do you say it feels funny.

Because I'm a mom!

... I'm confused.

... How so?

Because you say things that they are not!

... Huh? You've lost me dear. Start from the beginning.

You say it is your duty to make my dignity feel funny.

But it does not feel funny at all.

You are confusing me by stating that I should feel something but I am not feeling anything like that. Just very much confusion!

Oh. Let me rewrite that:

- Mothers are supposed to remove their children's sense of dignity, by showing baby pictures, embarrassing videos, and telling humiliating stories to their children's friends and loved ones.

Oh.

... ... But I do not have "baby pictures".

Implying I can't figure out Photoshop.

... A what?