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[supremesaikou]

... oh, yes, I do have this... Journal, do I not.

I quite forgot about it... I thought I had gotten better with this annoying remembering thing.

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[supremesaikou.livejournal.com]

Because you say things that they are not!

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

... Huh? You've lost me dear. Start from the beginning.

[supremesaikou.livejournal.com]

You say it is your duty to make my dignity feel funny.

But it does not feel funny at all.

You are confusing me by stating that I should feel something but I am not feeling anything like that. Just very much confusion!

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

Oh. Let me rewrite that:

- Mothers are supposed to remove their children's sense of dignity, by showing baby pictures, embarrassing videos, and telling humiliating stories to their children's friends and loved ones.

[supremesaikou.livejournal.com]

Oh.

... ... But I do not have "baby pictures".

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

Implying I can't figure out Photoshop.

[supremesaikou.livejournal.com]

... A what?

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

Computer program often used to make doctored photos.

[supremesaikou.livejournal.com]

Oh. But why?

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

You'll find out when you receive your book on "Being a Mom" when you have your first child. It'll become completely clear.