supremesaikou: (disgust)
Samasu, Saikou [ 狭間朱, 最高 ] ([personal profile] supremesaikou) wrote2008-11-05 11:45 pm

[Event Post - Disgusting.]

*There's a tanned, black-haired, and blue-eyed lady outside of the hotel. Wearing purple. Purple sleeveless shirt. Purple skirt. Purple possibly-silk ribbons around her arms. She's staring at a plain black suitcase that's full of clothes and books, as far as anyone can tell.

And is staring at it, as though trying to figure out what the hell she's supposed to do to make it bend to her will, and cause it to implode upon itself, without touching it herself.

Wondering who this lady is? Ask her.*

[identity profile] sunrealistic.livejournal.com 2008-11-06 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
*Hey someone just appeared without properly announcing their presence to you. They seem to be sizing you up.*

*Would you like to:
a) Greet Them
b) Beat Them
c) Call Security
d) Sigh Why Do I have to deal with all these fools myself? And Burn Him To Death With Your Stare.
or
e) Other.
*

[identity profile] supremesaikou.livejournal.com 2008-11-06 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
*Attempts D.

Of course, when she obviously fails in the burning him to death part, she'll instead stare at him like he's some annoying little fly that managed to find her. Which is horrible, because disgusting insects like that shouldn't be able to find someone as wonderful as she is.

Shakes her hand slightly, as though shooing him away.*


Unless if you're going to be helping me in ridding me of this trash, don't bother to continue your presence towards me without properly introducing yourself.

[identity profile] sunrealistic.livejournal.com 2008-11-06 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
Introduce ourself...?

Why would we do something like that? You obviously don't mean us well.

[identity profile] supremesaikou.livejournal.com 2008-11-06 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
Hrmph. Then leave if you're not going to. Someone as wonderful as myself doesn't need to think about the words of a common fool.

*Keeps shooing. Not touching you. You're disgusting to her. Possibly filthy. Not even up to code for a servant!*

[identity profile] sunrealistic.livejournal.com 2008-11-06 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
*Fine, is gone though your eyes hurt a bit like you could swear they were still there.*

[identity profile] sunrealistic.livejournal.com 2008-11-06 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
*That is, until you see him opening your suitcase.*

[identity profile] supremesaikou.livejournal.com 2008-11-06 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
*Pain pain notices kicks him with a nice, pointed and fancy shoe.*

Destroy it or leave it!

[identity profile] sunrealistic.livejournal.com 2008-11-06 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
... You kicked us.

You are an enemy, aren't you?

[identity profile] supremesaikou.livejournal.com 2008-11-06 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
An enemy? *Laughs haughtily. And annoyingly. You know how one might put their hand by their mouth and then laugh? It's like that.*

I am the most wonderful being here; the only enemy is the ones who are against my supreme self!

*Then looks disgusted.* Even a common fool such as yourself, should know of such greatness.

[identity profile] sunrealistic.livejournal.com 2008-11-06 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
Hmmm.

We think we are better than you.

[identity profile] supremesaikou.livejournal.com 2008-11-06 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
Oh? And how would a common fool such as yourself be better than me? At the very least, you're better than that naked woman who appeared and tried to insult me, but you are not any better, by much.

The only difference is that you seem to be able to afford clothing, to hide your disgusting body.

[identity profile] sunrealistic.livejournal.com 2008-11-06 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
We know things you do not.

[identity profile] supremesaikou.livejournal.com 2008-11-06 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
I know everything I choose to know, and everything that I need to know. Useless drivel doesn't concern me.

Now make yourself useful and incinerate that! *Gestures to the suitcase. Like it has a plague in it.*

[identity profile] sunrealistic.livejournal.com 2008-11-06 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
Some of us wishes to know what is in it first. Then we'll be glad to demonstrate.

[identity profile] supremesaikou.livejournal.com 2008-11-06 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
Clothes. Books. They belong to my body's caretaker, who has yet to even show up once, when I order him to! He's disgraceful, for such a small and timid boy.

If he isn't going to even show up for his proper punishment, then he doesn't deserve to have personal belongings.

[identity profile] sunrealistic.livejournal.com 2008-11-06 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
Oh.

Mind if we look inside? We are very interested in finding personal belongings for ourselves.

[identity profile] supremesaikou.livejournal.com 2008-11-06 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
I could find less curious individuals who'd gladly destroy these objects.

[identity profile] sunrealistic.livejournal.com 2008-11-06 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
No you couldn't. We want these and no one can stop us.


*You may notice that he's holding the case now :V*

[identity profile] supremesaikou.livejournal.com 2008-11-06 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
*You may notice then, her elbowing you in the stomach.*

Drop the bag. I'll discard of it in such a manner, that I shall be able to see its' needed destruction.

[identity profile] sunrealistic.livejournal.com 2008-11-06 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
*umfff drops bag skids backward etc*

... You're fast.

[identity profile] supremesaikou.livejournal.com 2008-11-06 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
*Lifts the suitcase, seeing as she must transport it to an area with less annoying, common fools.*

A wise statement to make in my presence.

[identity profile] sunrealistic.livejournal.com 2008-11-06 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
*oh hey he's gone*

*wait no, he's up there on a balcony of the hotel.*

But we're fastest!

*oh oh oh it seems like he wanted the books all along :V*

[identity profile] supremesaikou.livejournal.com 2008-11-06 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
*... How'd he get those out. Enjoy the recipe books then, as she stares in disgust after him, until she just turns and walks away, carrying the case.

She'll find someone else to destroy it. That aren't along the lines of hyperactive insects.*

And he's back

[identity profile] sunrealistic.livejournal.com 2008-11-06 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
See? Weren't we much better?

Re: And he's back

[identity profile] supremesaikou.livejournal.com 2008-11-06 07:50 am (UTC)(link)
*Claws to the neck. Not piercing anything, though.*

I don't care if you manage to be faster. You're nothing more than a hyperactive insect. A disgrace to someone as wonderful as I am.

Re: And he's back

[identity profile] sunrealistic.livejournal.com 2008-11-06 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
*Wow I'm totally off today.*

A disgrace?

We aren't a disgrace. At all.

Re: And he's back

[identity profile] supremesaikou.livejournal.com 2008-11-06 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
*She's quick like that. Digs in the nails slightly slightly.*

You seem like a disgrace to me. How you look. How you act. Even how you smell. It's all disgusting!

Leave my sight, when I give you the chance; don't go and try to come back, right when my back is turned.

Re: And he's back

[identity profile] sunrealistic.livejournal.com 2008-11-06 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
*Bleeds slightly, reaches up to his neck and feels the blood, before saying this:*

... We are not a disgrace. But we were not prepared for this.

We will meet you again.

*And noticably vanishes, though you might think that there is someone still there. If you're silly and think there is someone still there. That's silly. There is no one there at all.*

Re: And he's back

[identity profile] supremesaikou.livejournal.com 2008-11-06 08:04 am (UTC)(link)
*... How silly. Keeps walking with the case, though. Need to find more attention and obedient temporary servants.*