supremesaikou | (no subject)

... It is strange to not see that monster around here, anymore.

Wait there was a monster and he's gone?!

I miss everything!

He is not something to be missed!

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I miss monsters though.

I never see any.

That's because there is only one who is considered to be a "monster", so of course you'd miss anything of the sort!

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Does it have five heads, drooling fangs, and shoot explosive glitter?

... What? No.

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aww.

... You're disappointed about that?

If it were something like that, it would only be a minor annoyance to me!

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I have no idea what you're talking about anymore.

Something with five faces, fangs, and shoots explosive glitter is nothing to this Saikou-sama.

The monster is a different story.

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Can it move at incredible speeds and like.. is a giant bat thing.. made of memories?

... Just what in the world are you getting at? "Made of memories"? What nonsense!

No there are monsters made of memories.

They grant wishes.

Then they get beaten up.

Oh.

Then they are nothing to me.

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I keep looking for one but I never find them before this blonde guy does.

... Blonde?

Yeah this blonde guy that looks like a woman always finds them first.

... Strange, strange, strange people...