supremesaikou | (no subject)

Well he did graduate.

I know! But... It's all very strange to not see them.

Ah?

... I saw them around for so long that it's unnatural to not see something so... So irritating every day!

Want me to make a clone of him?

... y

NonoNO! Why in the world would you ask something like that?!

Because he was important to you?

Monster?

Yes, the monster. Is there something not understandable about that?

Yes, what with the total lack of specifics.

Keh, specifics, specifics...

"Samasu, Shikou". Worst name in existence, I know, I know, but you insisted on it being said!

Hm. Interesting. Bye.

... Strange sort.

Has anyone ever told you you have very pretty hair?

... Not exactly. No one really manages to notice the effort this Saikou-sama puts into their grooming.

What do you use?

Highest quality shampoos and conditioners I can obtain at this time. Mousse in order to help keep the perfect style that I have obtained.

And multiple cleaning attempts.

And I absolutely love what you've done with it.

We should meet some time, what's your name.

... Saikou. You are...?

He is not something to be missed!

...

I miss monsters though.

I never see any.

That's because there is only one who is considered to be a "monster", so of course you'd miss anything of the sort!

...

Does it have five heads, drooling fangs, and shoot explosive glitter?

... What? No.