supremesaikou | (no subject)

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... Something tells me that if I actually did look like a girl, he'd actually listen to me for once...

Or all his blood might be directed to his pelvis, causing him to pass out from oxygen starvation.

... I have to wonder how bad that would be, considering that at least then, he'd stay in one spot and not go out and get himself killed.

Repetitions may cause irreversible brain damage.

...

Well he won't be allowed to look for very long anyway after that three Honests incident. So that probably won't become an issue regardless.

Hopefully.

... Seriously anything is better than him going and walking out and claiming to be a hero and then getting brutally murdered.

Chances of death are 1:9999

It's him.

I'm half-surprised that he doesn't climb onto roofs of buildings, look for people in danger, and try to jump from them in a dramatic entrance.

I already listen to you. I just want to be a hero and save people. And protect smiles.

IFYOUACTUALLYLISTENEDTOMEYOUWOULDSTOPSPOUTINGTHATNONSENSEANDTRYINGTOGETKILLED.

I'm not trying to get killed. And I have this suit now to protect me and help me beat up monsters!

If it apparently had some "protection" you wouldn't be covered in bruises.

Now stop this nonsense.

The bruises are from when the spider attacked me before I transformed. And I probably would have gotten more than bruises if I wasn't wearing it when I was knocked off my motorcycle by the bat.

...

Speaking of which, I wonder what I should do with that thing...

... But I'll need it to get around town quickly if any more monsters show up.

Then I obviously should start taking it apart very soon now shouldn't I be.

I won't be able to get around like the other Riders, though...

Then I really should be taking it apart very soon.

In fact, maybe I'll go outside right now and start ripping things out.

;-;

Give me one good reason why I shouldn't destroy it, then.

One good reason. And you know already by now that saying that you "need it to save the world" is currently the worst reason.

So give one good one. Now.

I can take you places quickly with it and go out further to get the ingredients I need for dinner.

... There. That's a better reason.

If I ever see you trying to use it for nonsense heroics though, I'm destroying it.

While you watch.

Yes ma'am.

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