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[supremesaikou]

... This Saikou-sama will eventually be able to hit their head hard enough that they'll stop being able to dream.

It will be a momentous occasion once my subconscious thoughts cease to be over-excited...

Comments

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

Hmm?

[supremesaikou.livejournal.com]

... Nothing, nothing, nothing, Noriko-sama. Just some very confusing... Very odd... Very unrealistic and increasingly persistent dreams, that's all.

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

Such as?

[supremesaikou.livejournal.com]

... Well... They... ArenotexactlythesortofthingsIwishtostate, so...

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

Wet dreams?

[supremesaikou.livejournal.com]

... No! No! No, of course not! It's not like this Saikou-sama would have such things like thatespeciallyaboutcertainpeopleandcertainmonstersand. and. and.

...

[Private to Noriko-sama]

What is wrong with me.

[Private to Saicchan]

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

Wrong?

Re: [Private to Saicchan]

[supremesaikou.livejournal.com]

Why am I... Going and dreaming of things like that?! Or even acting like this?! I keep going and acting awkward and going and feeling flushed whenever I see that monster and imagining things and just what is wrong with me that I'd do any of this?!

Re: [Private to Saicchan]

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

I told you to.

Re: [Private to Saicchan]

[supremesaikou.livejournal.com]

... What?

Re: [Private to Saicchan]

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

I told you to.

Re: [Private to Saicchan]

[supremesaikou.livejournal.com]

... Whywouldyoutellmeto?!?

Re: [Private to Saicchan]

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

Make you more functional in the real world amongst other things.

Re: [Private to Saicchan]

[supremesaikou.livejournal.com]

... H... How was this supposed to make me more functional?! ... And other things? Other things?! Whatotherthings?!

Re: [Private to Saicchan]

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

Saicchan, would you have met Allen had I not told you to interact with him more?

And stop panicking.

Re: [Private to Saicchan]

[supremesaikou.livejournal.com]

... I... I would have met him, but... I wouldn't have bothered to get to know him, this Saikou-sama guesses...

Re: [Private to Saicchan]

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

Would you have preferred that?

Saicchan, I'm trying to make you into some sort of functional human being.

... albeit a probably very screwed up one, but details details.

Re: [Private to Saicchan]

[supremesaikou.livejournal.com]

... I don't know! ... Probably... Not?

... What about the monster then, though. He isn't necessarily a part of me being made to be a "functional human being". ... Right?

Re: [Private to Saicchan]

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

Your life is better.

Yes.

You need to not fly into a homicidal rage just because you don't like him.

Re: [Private to Saicchan]

[supremesaikou.livejournal.com]

... W-who said that I don't like him, anyway...

That... Doesn't mean you should go and make me act that way, to him! Or have... Dreams like that about him... Or about Allen... Or both at the same time...

Re: [Private to Saicchan]

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

Saicchan.

I do what I do because I love you.

Re: [Private to Saicchan]

[supremesaikou.livejournal.com]

... It doesn't mean that this Saikou-sama isn't going to feel the least bit awkward that their current actions are because of any of this.

... I... I mean it's not like it's bad, at least. Just awkward. Embarrassing. Frustrating. Very frustrating.

Re: [Private to Saicchan]

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

It's just.

People would want to take you away if you call yourself Ruler of the Universe.

Re: [Private to Saicchan]

[supremesaikou.livejournal.com]

... Mmmfff, I'm aware, I'm aware. ... I've made sure to not mention that as much, though, at least!

Re: [Private to Saicchan]

[thefifthmonarch.livejournal.com]

... So how do you feel about Yamamoto?